Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.~Grantland Rice
 

Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent
inability to count past five.  ~John Updike
 

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world
 is when one is playing golf.  ~Robert Lynd
 

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world
 at which to be bad.  ~A.A. Milne
 

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance
 between your ears.  ~Bobby Jones